"OOPS" is not an appropriate reaction to a sperm/yogurt mixup.
I’m not even a person anymore I’m just stress and sadness
"Before you know it it’s 3 am and you’re 80 years old and you can’t remember what it was like to have 20 year old thoughts or a 10 year old heart."
This is the scariest fucking text post I’ve ever read (via fuckinq
tips on how to properly enter my room:
- do not
Leonardo DiCaprio by Richard Burbridge, 2007